“So do you know what you want to eat? You can order anything, I brought enough money with me to pay. Oh wait - wine. We should order wine first. I’m sorry, I don’t know much about wine. Am I saying ‘wine’ too much? I feel like I am. WOW I am just sweating right through these feathers. I don’t even have sweat glands and I am SOAKED. I guess I don’t really date much. So you are in real estate, huh? Wait, the wine - we didn’t decide! I am doing really badly here, right? OK, I AM REALLY FREAKING OUT. DO YOU WANT TO SPLIT SOME CALAMARI? MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO SIT IN THE BATHROOM AND BREATH FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES. BRB.”
Or, never learn dating skills from this parrot. (I assume.)
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