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July 2011

Jul 21, 2011 69 notes
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Jul 8, 2011 13 notes
3D Street Art

funny-pictures-uk:

Wow, these are awesome!

So Cool!!

I seriously (apart from thinking that they are cool, which they, indeed, are) wonder if my cat would be fooled by the 3D aspect.

Jul 8, 2011 42,104 notes
#street art
You've Got A Friend In MeDick Van Dyke & The Vantastix

disney-tunes:

You’ve Got a Friend in Me

Dick Van Dyke and the Vantastix

…whose name only reminds me of Diagnosis: Murder.

Oh, and the song is indeed nice. :)

Jul 7, 2011 24 notes
Sharing is caring

animalsbeingdicks:

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Hugh showed Caleb the true meaning of “butting in”.

“Another Fine Way of Sharing Family Love and Respect: Violently Unsharing or Unfriending.™”

Jul 7, 2011 196 notes
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Jul 6, 2011 15 notes
#dating advice #bad dating advice #dating #romance #bad romance tips #how to scare another person away while on a date #how to scare another person away while on a date with them
Jul 6, 2011 1,854 notes
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Jul 5, 2011 324 notes
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gypsyboyinabox:

vibranium:

Piano Sonata No. 14 in C ♯ Minor | Ludwig van Beethoven

It has been too long, my good friend Ludwig.

Anyone per chance remember the ’80s PC game whose opening theme was this song? I’m sitting here tearing out my figurative head hair trying to work it out.

Jul 5, 2011 140 notes
Go to Wikipedia and click “random article.” This is the name of your genitals.

jane-noodlepudding:

reckless-recluse:

pansexualpanther:

jumptheheights:

contextuallyawesome:

bonnienoire:

vicious-violet:

Symeon of Trier

…can I call it “Symeon” for short?

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omg guys i win

…

Alexander Shuvalov

All-American Strongman Challenge

Oh shit.

Killing Katie…. i’m ok with this

Barrett Rich is a Republican member of the Tennessee House of Representatives for the 94th District… hmmm….

St. Anthony Falls Bridge… um, OK.

I think that Winston Méndez Montero would be insulted, so it is probably best if I should stay out of this one…

Jul 5, 2011 6,643 notes
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#:) #awww
Jul 4, 2011 465 notes
“I’m proud to read YA novels with cringe worthy covers. It’s like a secret: The person next to me on the train is reading terrible snake oil book, full of un-ironic poetry inspired by garbage cans, and he’s thinking “I am so much more intellectual than that frivolous young woman reading a book with a cow carrying a gnome on the cover.” He thinks I’m reading something that must taste like bubble gum and Am Not Improving Myself. What he doesn’t know is that my bubble gum book is secretly brussels sprouts and NOT ONLY is it as nutritious as a Summer Solstice day, full of literary merit and wonderful word play but it is also entertaining as fuck.”—

Adult Literary Fiction Can Bite Me: A YA Manifesto (via apsies)

My own excuse was that I had a reason – teachers’ college (first, I was in primary teacher training, and then I was trying to decide on a topic for a BA(Hons) or MA thesis or report) – to buy the stuff. That did kind of work with me and justifying pulling out my wallet until I got married (thus eloping with a GradDipArts instead), and took a break from grad school…

Jul 4, 2011 1,367 notes
#teachers' college #teachers’ college #young adult fiction #literature #GradDipArts
Wanna go for a dip?

animalsbeingdicks:

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My wife made me swear I’d post something cute and not gross today.

I assume that the other (sibling?) kid got a cluestick to the effect that his idea was a bad one…

Jul 3, 2011 1,385 notes
#awww
Jul 3, 2011 10 notes
“…We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face, they’re not stupid. They see the loudest applause is for the kids on the field. They know teachers are paid poorly and don’t drive fancy cars. They know people plan Super Bowl parties but mock the National Spelling Bee. In other words, they see the hypocrisy, and we can’t expect society to correct itself. If we want to have any lasting influence on the way our kids approach education — the way future generations approach education — then we have to grab our pom-poms and paint our faces and celebrate intellectual curiosity with the same vigor we do their athletic achievements.”—

Why I’m raising my son to be a nerd - CNN.com  (via lavvocato)

At my high school, the year-end academic awards ceremony happened at night and was optional, but the sports awards were an event that took place during the school day, in the auditorium, with everyone required to attend.

My freshman year, I brought a book and read during the sports awards. I was scolded by a teacher for not clapping, and when I said, “But this is a school. So we’re encouraged to read, right?” she gave me the nastiest look.

The next year, the principal pulled me aside after the ceremony and tried to guilt trip me for not applauding for the “hard-working athletes.” I told her, “They don’t have to clap for me at academic awards night. They don’t even have to go. So why should I be required to clap for them?” She left me alone.

The next year no one said a word to me about reading.

(via silverqueen)

Jul 3, 2011 41,016 notes
#high school #contradictions #academics vs athletics #academics versus sports #oh dear…
Jul 2, 2011 755 notes
Jul 2, 2011 7,330 notes
I’ve heard of choking the chicken

animalsbeingdicks:

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In all fairness, Frank thought he was just holding hands with another ill-proportioned pachyderm. 

Ouch…

Jul 2, 2011 219 notes
One time, The Aristocats was re-released in theaters, and my cousins took me to see it.

jane-noodlepudding:

They never really had any interest in me, and for years afterward I thought that it was odd that they’d take their three-year-old cousin to the movies.

And then I figured it out: They wanted to see the movie, but they were too cool for kiddie cartoons.  I was their cover story.

So that’s why my toddlerhood neighbour’s granddaughter seemed to stock up on junk food, especially when taking me and my sibling to the park or the movie theatre… I knew it!

She got a bag of chippies, while I got a lemonade ice block, at least for the time I remember in sufficient completeness.

Jul 1, 2011 2 notes
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capucha:

Summer’s here.

Oh, yeah… ’cos the heat and humidity tell me so. :(

Humidity, The Worst Thing Ever™. (Methinks, albeit presently.)

Jul 1, 2011 14 notes
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#jane-noodlepudding #Google+ #screen shot #screenshot
Jul 1, 2011 42 notes
#cat #cat reading #cats #jane-noodlepudding #thank you jane-noodlepudding! #:) #cheezburger
Jul 1, 2011 394 notes
“
We found Doug!!!      
by brandon1111

I was just in Vegas with some friends and one of them left his iPhone on the table at the center bar in New York New York Casino. After leaving the casino he realized he had forgotten it and we ran back but within minutes his iPhone was gone. I turned on the “Find my iPhone” app and we tracked it across the street at the Tropicana Casino parking garage but were unable to find it because someone turned it off. The next day we used my computer and found it at an outlet mall 10 miles north… so we jumped in the car and decided his iPhone is now Doug (from the Hangover). We narrowed it down to 5 Kiosks but we couldn’t hear the alert because it was too loud and then we lost the signal. Someone had turned off the phone but we didn’t see anyone with an iPhone… except one guy at this Gadget Kiosk selling iPhone solar chargers. My friend asked how the charger worked and noticed the phone wasn’t turned on and asked why. The guy said because it wasn’t his… they were just using it to demonstrate how the charger worked. My friend said, “You know why you can unlock it… because it’s mine.” He unlocked the phone and we filed a police report. We would have never been able to find it if the iPhone didn’t have this option. It was an awesome adventure. Thanks “Find my iPhone”!!!!

”
—(Ah… sometimes an iTunes review can be, uh, interesting. That said, this would be fairly typical of phone locator features on phones.)
Jul 1, 2011 6 notes
#iTunes #iPhone #GPS #location-based services #crime #police #AT&T Mobility #Verizon Wireless #iOS 4 #Find My iPhone
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